The raccoon thing is believed to be Sealand's true form.
It thinks knows it is a country.[]
I am here to tell you that that is a highly misguided view. It is, indeed, not a country, but rather an inactive military base. Sealand is a nation of awesome Unawesome. Anyone who is a citizen of it is automatically awesome. Unawesome
The parents of Sealand.[]
The sad truth is that Sealand is the result of Germany's rape of England during World War II. [This comes from the fact that the British had to build Sealand due to the German air Raids and attempted invasions.] (Germany is a jerkface and doesn't act like a father, though.)
Sealand is the BOSS and ON A BOAT.[]
Seriously, that bitch is BAD-ASS. Messing with Sealand is a mistake.
Ignore this BS.
PRANKING FOR SCIENCE[]
Hell yeah, Sealand does it (Like the kid he is). Giving squirrels caffeine and locking them in Jerkland's bedroom. Locking fifty chickens in Germany's house.
This bitch doesn't mess around.