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HERR SIR AWESOME

Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?


WHO IS SEXY MOFO? YOU BEST BACK THE FUCK UP, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS? IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE AWESOME PREUßEN!

THIS PERSON ENJOYS MAKING OTHER LOSING THE GAME. BEING RIGHT(WHICH THEY ALWAYS ARE) WINING , WARS , MAKING BETS, WINNING THOSE BETS.(uhh....Actually they usually lose...) BEING AWESOME BEING AWESOME SOME MORE AND BEING AWESOME.AND I THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ARTICLE. THEY LOVE CAPSLOCK, THAT IS WHY THIS PAGE IS WRITTEN IN BILLY MAYS MODE TO HONNOR THEIR LOVE OF IT. PEOPLE ALSO SEEM TO LOVE TO GET STEAL HIS PANTS WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND MOST COMMONLY NOTED CHINA(PEDOSTAR) AND FRANCE(FARSE) . HE EVEN AWESOMER THAN SAYS HE HIS! HE OBVIOUSLY HAS FIVE METERS. ALONG THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE WITH IS SUBJECT TO HARASSMENT BY ALLI . HE REALLY HATES TSUNDERES NAME SHAMPOO. SLOW PEOPLE LIKE SLOWLAND. UND FATASSIA CAN GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE. VERY SLOW AND PAINFULLY. HE COULD EASILY GET A DATE ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT THEN HE WOULD BE CHEATING ON HIMSELF. THAT'S RIGHT.HE CAN MASTURBATE AND HAVE IT NOT REALLY BE THAT BUT SELFCEST. HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT? HE ALSO SEEMS TO HAVE A THING FOR BOOBS. 1947 MY ASS, HE JUST NEEDED A WELL EARNED VACATIONS FROM BEING THE MILITARY HEAD OF THE WORLD! HAS BEEN KNOW AS "EUROPE'S SPARTA" BAD ASS MOFOS SUCH AS FREDERICK THE GREAT( THAT'S FRIEDRICH DER GROßE TO YOU!) RULED THIS AWESOME COUNTRY. ALSO HE WAS HIS FAVORITE BOSS FOR OBVIOUS REASON. YOU DON'T EARN THE TITLE OF GREAT FOR DOING NOTHING ALL DAY. DURING HIS TIME THE PRUSSIAN EMPIRE GOT TO THE HIGHT OF IT BECAUSE OF HIM.QUOTE FROM A BOOK " FREDERICK THE II OF PRUSSIA, WHOSE VICTORIES WERE THE ENVY OF OTHER EUROPEAN RULERS " PREUßEN DECLARES SUCH THINGS AS "OLD MAN FRITZ PLEASE WATCH OVER ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD" AND ACTUALLY GETS SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED WHEN SOMETHING ABOUT HIM IS BROUGHT UP.

BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, STILL A HUNK. TEUTONIC KNIGHT BITCHES.



HAS BEEN KNOW TO BE CALLED : PREUßEN BRUDER, MY KING, SIR AWESOME, HERR EHRFÜRCHTIG, EHRFÜRSCHTIG, AWESOME, THAT ONE AWESOME GUY, BROTHER , PRUSSIA



DRAW A CIRCLE THERE'S A HUNK

DRAW A CIRCLE THERE'S A HUNK

ICH BIN PREUßEN!

END TO END, HE IS THE UNDYING DEFINITION OF AWESOME

ALSO, CONTRARY TO SHAMPOO'S WRONG BELIEFS IS NOT TSUNDERE AT ALL!


ALSO, THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS EARLIER WROTE IT IN JOSHUESE (ALSO HAS SINCE THEN BEEN FIXED AS OF 3:11 PM CENTRAL TIME)


AND IS A TSUNDERE -- NO, BERT, I AM NOT A TSUNDERE. ShayminFTW 03:30, September 13, 2010 (UTC)



GTFO OUT OF HERE SHAMPOO, ADMIT IT YOU ARE A TUSNDERE! AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LOLI LIKE FARSE:



NO YOU GTFO. I'M NOT TSUNDERE. ShayminFTW 03:35, September 13, 2010 (UTC

I WAS HERE FIRST

AT LEAST I EXIST ShayminFTW 03:37, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

GET OUT OF HERE TUSNDERELLA !


I'M NOT TSUNDERE ShayminFTW 03:40, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

^ TSUNDERELLA


^ DOESN'T EXIST ShayminFTW 03:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

YOU DIDN'T DENY IT THAT TIME,SO YOU ADMIT TO YOUR TSUNDERENESS?



YOU DIDN"T DENY YOUR NON-EXISTANCE, SO YOU ADMIT TO THAT? ShayminFTW 03:46, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

ERGFBZUIERFERFHU SIE KNOW WHAT? THIS


GTFO ShayminFTW 03:48, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

YOU FIRST, FRAU TSUNDERELLA


UGH. I"M NOT TSUNDERE ShayminFTW 03:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

ONLY YOU ARE


PROVE IT ShayminFTW 03:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

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