THE PICTURE IN THIS ARTICLE WAS PHOTOSHOP'D SO FATASSIA CAN LOOK SKINNY. THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
SCREW YOU, ASSHAT. /IVAN/ ISN'T FAT AND HE IS HANDSOME. LILLIAN. APPROVES... >:I
LOLOLOLOL NICE ONE.
HE IS FAT AND HE CAN'T EVEN TOP A ROCK.
HE IS NOT FAT. NOT AT ALL.
YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FAT!
NUH-UH.
JA HUH
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IVAN IS QUITE VERY INDEED FAT. WE SHOULD, LIKE, ROLL HIM DOWN A HILL. IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME.
COMMIE BASTARD IVAN SECRETLY EATS AT MCDONALDS EVERY DAY. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.