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Ludwig Weilschmidt/Germany

OH HOT DAMN, THIS IS ONE SHMEXY BAMF. YOU KNOW PRUSSIA? FUCK PRUSSIA. THIS BEAUTIFUL GOD HAS /TEN/ METRES. PRUSSIA CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS GERMAN IS. YOU KNOW ALLI? FROM NEW JERSEY? HE FUCKS HER EVERY NIGHT. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. -THRUST- THAT'S THE /REAL/ GERMANCEST.

THEY CHECKED EACH OTHER OUT SINCE CHILDHOOD. SHE WAS THREE, HE WAS FIVE. I THINK. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THEY ARE SO CLOSE TOGETHER, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT'S THE ONLY TRUE PAIRING THERE IS, YOU BASTARDS. FUCK SPAMANO, FUCK USUK, FUCK PRUSHUN, IT'S GERSEY. SEE, EVEN IF YOU COMBINE THE FIRST THREE LETTERS OF "GERMANY" AND THE LAST THREE FROM "NEW JERSEY," IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE "JERSEY." THAT PROVES IT'S CANON. GERSEY FOR THE FUCKING WIN.


He is married to Italy since childhood. But he doesn't remember that he is HRE so he loses a bit of awesome.

He is Prussia's brother and so gains automatic awesome. But not on such an awesome awesomeness scale.

Did I mention awesome?


Hahaha yeah right stupid fangirl


^ SOMEONE FORGOT TO TAKE THEIR HAPPY PILLS AGAIN.

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